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Joke Topic - 'Pet Store'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pet Store'.

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Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...


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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.

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