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Joke Topic - 'Phone'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Phone'.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone
90 degrees and try again.
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Because he had left it off his hook.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Plumber
What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
It's all over Flo.
Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
An English sleep dog.
Friendship
30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
Tarzan
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
In a jungle sale.
Golf
Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Soap
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.
Charles Dickens
What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
Oliver Twist.
Ghosts
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
They only run a skeleton service.
Mind
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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