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Joke Topic - 'Phone'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Phone'.


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.

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An English sleep dog.


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In a jungle sale.


Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.


Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.


Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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