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Joke Topic - 'Phone'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Phone'.

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Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.


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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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