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Joke Topic - 'Physchiatrists'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Physchiatrists'.


My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

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Santa Paws.


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Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Three blind mice.


Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya who?
Nunya business.

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Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?


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Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

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