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Joke Topic - 'Physchiatrists'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Physchiatrists'.

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My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."


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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Bankers

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

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