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Joke Topic - 'Physciatrist'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Physciatrist'.

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A man walks into the doctors, he says 'doctor doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well I think you need a physciatrist not a doctor, why did you come to me?'
'Well' then man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery and your light was on.'
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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"
"I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"
"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"
"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."


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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

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