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Joke Topic - 'Pick'

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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.


How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.


What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.


Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.


Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.


How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?


Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

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