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Joke Topic - 'Pick'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

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