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Joke Topic - 'Pickle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pickle'.


Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.


Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!


What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


Justice - a decision in your favor.

The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?


Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

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