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Joke Topic - 'Pickle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pickle'.

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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

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