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Joke Topic - 'Picnic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Picnic'.


My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'

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