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Joke Topic - 'Picnic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Picnic'.

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My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Zoo

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

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