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Joke Topic - 'Pies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pies'.


The famous Statesman, William Penn, had two old aunts named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies. But, alas, they got greedy and raised the prices up and up till all the people in Quakertown were talking about the pie rates of Penn's aunts.

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