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Joke Topic - 'Pies'


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The famous Statesman, William Penn, had two old aunts named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies. But, alas, they got greedy and raised the prices up and up till all the people in Quakertown were talking about the pie rates of Penn's aunts.


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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Succeed

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Office

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

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