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Joke Topic - 'Pig'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pig'.

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Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'


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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.

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