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Joke Topic - 'Pilot'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Pilot'.

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A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually the engine stopped and he realised that he would have to bail out before it lost too much height and crashed. So he put on his parachute and jumped out of the door. He pulled the rip cord, his parachute opened and he floated gently down towards a clearing in the jungle. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of a large cooking pot in which the chief of the cannibals was cooking lunch. The chief cried out in astonishment, "whats this flier doing in my soup?"
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Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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During a transcontinental flight, a passenger looked out the window and noticed that two of the jet's engines were on fire. He began shouting, and pretty soon the rest of the passengers were in the throes of panic. The pilot suddenly appeared in the doorway to the passenger compartment with a parachute strapped to his back. "Don't worry, folks," he yelled cheerfully. "I'm going for help."
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The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."
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Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.


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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.

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