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Joke Topic - 'Pine'

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.


Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.


What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.


What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.


What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

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