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Joke Topic - 'Pine'


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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

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