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Joke Topic - 'Pirate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pirate'.

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A man is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'do you want to buy any pirate DVD's?'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'


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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Middle Name

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

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