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Joke Topic - 'Pistachios'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pistachios'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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