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Joke Topic - 'Pistachios'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pistachios'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.


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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.

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