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Joke Topic - 'Play'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Play'.

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George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Burglar

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

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