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Joke Topic - 'Play'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Play'.


George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

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Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.


Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'


Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

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