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Joke Topic - 'Players'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Players'.

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What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.


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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

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