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Joke Topic - 'Plumbers'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Plumbers'.


A plumber was called to fix a blocked pipe. He arrived, banged on the pipes for 15 minutes, and said to the homeowner, well that'll be $35. The homeowner said "thirty five dollars!!!!- why thats $140 per hour!! I'm a lawyer and I only make $100 an hour!!" The plumber replies, "yeah, thats what I got when I was a lawyer."

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?

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Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."


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Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.


Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?


What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!


"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"


What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

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