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Joke Topic - 'Poet'


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Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.


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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Motorist

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

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