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Joke Topic - 'Poet'

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Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

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Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.


Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?


There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.


What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.


Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

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