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Joke Topic - 'Poisonous'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Poisonous'.


Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...

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