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Joke Topic - 'Polar Bear'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Polar Bear'.

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What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


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Postman

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Mummies

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!

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