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Joke Topic - 'Polar Bear'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Polar Bear'.


What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!


What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.


Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!

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