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Joke Topic - 'Political'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Political'.

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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Fish

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

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