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Joke Topic - 'Politically Correct'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Politically Correct'.

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How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality."


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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Retire

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?

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