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Joke Topic - 'Politically Correct'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Politically Correct'.


How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality."

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Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!


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Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?

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