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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
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I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.

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