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Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
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Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
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President Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later. His advisors explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and Quayle took over. Bush asks how Quayle is doing, and his advisors say, ok but inflation is a bit high. Bush says, well I remember stamps were 25 cents, how much do they cost now?
His advisor says 500 yen.
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Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
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Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!

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