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This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Politicians'.

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The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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To be responsive at this time, though I will simply say, and therefore this is a repeat of what I said previously, that which I am unable to offer in response is based on information available to make no such statement.
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Two politicans were having a heated debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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