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Joke Topic - 'Politicians'


Here are 37 jokes on the topic - 'Politicians'.

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A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
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A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty five - one to change it and twenty four to go on an all expenses paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

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