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Joke Topic - 'Ponies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ponies'.

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Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

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