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Joke Topic - 'Poodle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Poodle'.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.


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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Magicians

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

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