Joke Topic - 'Pool'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pool'.

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

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