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Joke Topic - 'Pool'


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Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.


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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

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