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Joke Topic - 'Poor'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Poor'.

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The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on his luck and needs some money. He rings the doorbell. "Hi there, I'm down on my luck, need some money, and I was wondering if you have any work I could do for you?" The rich Guy decides to give him a break, and says: "Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do it for me." "Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!" Time passes, until... "Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!" "Well, here's your 50 dollars" "Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
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Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!


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What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
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Computers

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

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