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Joke Topic - 'Popular'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Popular'.

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Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.


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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

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