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Joke Topic - 'Porridge'


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"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.


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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.

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