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Joke Topic - 'Potato'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Potato'.


Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.


Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."


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A: She lost the recipe.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake

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