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Joke Topic - 'Potato'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Potato'.

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Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
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What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake

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