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Joke Topic - 'Presents'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Presents'.

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My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.


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Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

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