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Joke Topic - 'Presents'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Presents'.


My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.


Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.


"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."


Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.


The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.


Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?

Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.


Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.

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