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Joke Topic - 'Pressure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pressure'.

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Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.


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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.

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