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Joke Topic - 'Prison'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Prison'.

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A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
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Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.


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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

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