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Joke Topic - 'Prison'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Prison'.


A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

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Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.


Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

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