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Joke Topic - 'Prison'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Prison'.
A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
A: A small Medium at large.
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
Astronaut
What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
The space bar.
Frogs
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
You croak.
Doctors
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Deer
How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
No idea.
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Money
Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
Because he was an old boar.
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