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Joke Topic - 'Problems'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Problems'.

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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.


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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

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