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Joke Topic - 'Problems'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Problems'.


How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."


When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.


What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.


Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.


The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.


My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

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