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Joke Topic - 'Professors'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Professors'.

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"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
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A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
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Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.


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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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TV

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.

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