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Joke Topic - 'Programmers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Programmers'.

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Lazy programmers.
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Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the office.


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Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

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