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Joke Topic - 'Prunes'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Prunes'.

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A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Prunes give you a run for your money.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Cats

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Dracula

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

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