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Joke Topic - 'Psychiatrists'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Psychiatrists'.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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The psychiatrist was surprised to see a tortoise come into his office.
"What can I do for you?" asked the psychiatrist?"
"I'm terribly shy," said the tortoise, "I want you to cure me of that".
"No problem. I'll soon have you out of your shell."
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
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Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.


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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.

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