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Joke Topic - 'Psychic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Psychic'.

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A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful, young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic. "Next term--in her biology class."


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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Snails

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."

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