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Joke Topic - 'Psychic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Psychic'.


A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful, young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic. "Next term--in her biology class."

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