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Joke Topic - 'Pub'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pub'.

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A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says 'I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?'
Vincent replies, 'No thanks I've got one ear.'
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What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'


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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Athletes

If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.

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