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Joke Topic - 'Pub'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pub'.


A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says 'I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?'
Vincent replies, 'No thanks I've got one ear.'

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

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