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Joke Topic - 'Pumpkins'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pumpkins'.

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Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.


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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Job

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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