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Joke Topic - 'Punk Rockers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Punk Rockers'.


How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.

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Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.


What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.


To err is human, to moo bovine.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.


What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.


Exits are on the way out


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.


What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

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