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Joke Topic - 'Pupils'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pupils'.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Teacher to pupils One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?


You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.


Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.

Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

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