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Joke Topic - 'Pupils'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pupils'.

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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Teacher to pupils One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

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