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Joke Topic - 'Puppies'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Puppies'.

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A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!


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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

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