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Joke Topic - 'Putt'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Putt'.

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.


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Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.

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