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Joke Topic - 'Putt'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Putt'.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
A poor golfer.
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She gave him the cold shoulder.
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They felt blue.
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Football
What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
Yule never walk alone.
Santa Claus
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Cows
Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
A: Ground Beef
Ghosts
How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
He uses an exorcise bike.
Blondes
Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
A: She lost the recipe.
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"Under an assumed name."
"Under an assumed name."
Computers
Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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