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Joke Topic - 'Puzzles'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Puzzles'.


What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.


I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.


What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.


Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.


If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.


Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

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