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Joke Topic - 'Pyramids'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pyramids'.

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I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.


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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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A Musician

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

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