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Joke Topic - 'Pyramids'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pyramids'.
I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
He especially liked the vaultz.
Beer
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Drunks
I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Light Bulbs
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
Wife
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Soap
How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
I forgot to wet the soap.
A Musician
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Homeless.
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