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Joke Topic - 'Questions'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Questions'.

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"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"


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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

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